Wacky Prof Quotes

“And I’ll probably tell some lies here purposely, anyway.”

-- Prof. Mutchler, being clear



“You know what I’m gonna do, instead of killing you?”

-- Prof. Galinaitis, creating a friendly learning environment



“If you want to get in a midriff battle, I’ll take you on.”

-- Prof. Sanders, being sexay



“In other news, Lebanon is slipping into Civil War. Merry Christmas.”

-- Prof. Casey, being festive

“On other happy notes, let’s talk about Darfur.”

-- Prof. Casey, still looking on the bright side



“Awww... I hate calculus.”

-- Prof. Ditteon, finally admitting it



“There are some procedures which require access to the back.”

-- Prof. Mellor, on his wife’s medical technique