“Put your hands up high! I’m deaf!”

-- Prof. Throne, requesting participation



“I want to just drive this pen into your head.”

-- Prof. Williams, expressing her feelings



“All that being said, Dr. Artigue isn’t all that important.”

-- Prof. Carlson, sabotaging the competition



“WTF. What does that mean? That means something to you people... Oh. I know what it means now.”

-- Prof. Mutchler, learning the facts of life



“I have never sucked on a Mach 1 thing before.”

-- Prof. Mech, on sucking



“A, E, I, O, U... and these are called ‘vowelss.’”

-- Prof. Galinaitis, using creative whiteboard spelling



“I’d like to apologize that I told him he was an idiot, an inferior human being, and that he should get out of my office before I vomit.”

-- Prof. Ferguson, being gracious



“I drank a lot of beer just for this.”

-- Prof. Hoover, prepared for a demonstration



“This will take great control of the force, but as you probably know, I’m very strong with the Dark Side.”

-- Prof. Throne, Sith Master



“I’m not so good at making up joints... I’m better at rolling them.”

-- Prof. Evans, on joint probabilities



“They didn’t pay Microsoft their royalty fees.”

-- Prof. Mellor, explaining the absence of windows in a computer graphics project



“I want to find the dollar damage of the Terre Haute stink.”

-- Prof. Bremmer, showing local pride



“I lived in Canada for awhile and I thought it was cute...”

-- Prof. Christ, being cosmopolitan

Pain-filled Wii tragedy →