Top ten tragic freshman quotes

“Can you show me what laking is?”

“Let’s go to the Woods! There’s like 5000 girls there!”

“I’m not worried about finals.”

“Is Con Apps really hard?”

“Do Civils get harassed a lot?”

“All right, where are the ladies?”

“Why do you have 30 24-packs of Mountain Dew?”

“I only got 6 hours of sleep last night. It was horrible.”

“Rose doesn’t know how to have any fun…”

“Why do some people around here look like zombies?”