Top ten cutest things on the Internet

A mouse riding a duckling riding a kitten riding a puppy riding a fawn riding a mouse.

Kids running off of a cliff like lemmings. But cute kids.

A hypocephalic monkey riding a rocket-powered unicycle... in space.

People trying to get dates on an Internet dating site.

Catsinsinks, stuffonmycat, bonsaikitten, spykitten, catterrorist, yourcatismygod, kittensandthecatswholovethem, and ohmygodtheresacatonmyeyegetitoff.com.

Impotently indignant Slashdot posters, feebly waving their tiny arms in pointless rage.

More puppies. Hundreds of puppies. Piled to the sky.

MySpace.

The hellspawned abomination that is Sludgehog.

George Bush in that flightsuit he got for his birfday last year.