Wacky Prof Quotes

“If I just sit here and threaten the pen it will keep working.”

-- Prof. Livesay, keeping himself busy



“If you do this, you die.”

-- Prof. Moloney, on the perils of plugging equations into Excel



“The president will walk by and I’ll be in deep kimchi.”

-- Prof. Mellor, getting himself in trouble



“We got donuts and abortion!”

-- Prof. Casey, on the yumminess of donuts... and abortion



“That’s probably harsh and uncaring, but it’s funny.”

-- Prof. Clifton, being evil



“So this supports my contention that you’re all masochists.”

-- Prof. Clifton, theorizing



“Put your hands up high, I’m deaf!”

-- Prof. Throne, encouraging participation



“Penis into vagina, sensation, ejaculation, orgasm, woo hoo!”

-- Prof. Dee, summarizing human reproduction



“Here is a plot of hopelessness at Rose as a function of time.”

-- Prof. Devasher, telling the sad truth