Top ten weeks of the quarter

That week you finally got laid by someone who wasn’t an alien.

Week four.

The week that never happened due to that cool temporal anomaly that formed over at Ventures.

Quarter break.

The week you watched all 3,528 episodes of Naruto back-to-back.

That weird week where none of your classes had anything due, and you just sat around dazed and wondered what to do.

The Hertz Foundation Wine Cooler Dependency Awareness Week.

The final week of our modern world, when the last remnants of the old human race died slowly of radiation burns, while the Chosen began to erect their new Sun Empire beneath the sacred oasis in the middle of the Sahara.

Free Custard Week.

The week you convinced that kid down the hall that the old milk in your fridge had fermented into 220 proof booze.