USA Today 07/28/97 "SPIFFY SPOONERISMS" By Charles Preston
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a, 1 ,Feminine suffix
a, 4 ,   ____ Moon   : 40's song
a, 9 ,Constant needler
a, 14 ,____ -Na-Na
a, 15 ,Crucial
a, 16 ,Poet Marianne
a, 17 ,Heavy weight
a, 18 ,   Silently shortchanged a waiter?
a, 20 ,Expunged
a, 22 ,Famed Virginia family  briefly
a, 23 ,Lab burners
a, 24 ,Old hags
a, 26 ,Sutures
a, 28 ,Ticket leftovers
a, 32 ,Footless creature
a, 33 ,Caviar
a, 34 ,Ò____ will be Christmas DayÓ
a, 35 ,Bull ____: Manassas
a, 36 ,The ____ Music:    '65 film
a, 38 ,AAA recommendation
a, 39 ,Siskell or Ebert
a, 41 ,In addition
a, 42 ,Movie backdrops
a, 43 ,Rage
a, 44 ,Sucker-studded arm
a, 46 ,Liquid cargo ships
a, 48 ,Ballerina Shearer
a, 50 ,One of the Nelsons
a, 52 ,Destroys utterly
a, 53 ,   A pampered Lassie posing for pics?
a, 56 ,Inge's    ____ Stop
a, 57 ,Ò. . . off ____ the Wizard . . .Ó
a, 58 ,Irregularly edged
a, 59 ,Certain sweater size: abbr.
a, 60 ,Does in
a, 61 ,Circle or code leader
a, 62 ,Dianetics spin-off
d, 1 ,First name in cosmetics
d, 2 ,   O-yard dash for a gaucho wearer?
d, 3 ,Texas shrine city
d, 4 ,Most bleached out
d, 5 ,Part of RNA
d, 6 ,Lap dog
d, 7 ,Numerical ending
d, 8 ,Backup rockets
d, 9 ,   ____ a Summer Night   : Bergman film
d, 10 ,Crosses one's heart and ____ die
d, 11 ,Hawser
d, 12 ,Ò____ to you Ó in Soho
d, 13 ,United  in a way
d, 19 ,KO count
d, 21 ,Port ____  Egypt
d, 24 ,Cabbage  in Cannes
d, 25 ,Reappear on stage
d, 27 ,Gator's kin
d, 29 ,Not trustworthy
d, 30 ,   Resentful louts who scatter trash?
d, 31 ,Jeanne d'Arc <P> <P>et al.
d, 32 ,Orbit segments
d, 34 ,Combustion residue
d, 36 ,Figures of speech
d, 37 ,Puts on
d, 40 ,Off one's ____: daft
d, 42 ,Nae sayer
d, 44 ,Swarmed
d, 45 ,Soap plants
d, 47 ,Emulate Iago
d, 49 ,Worthwhile thing
d, 50 ,Merino's coat
d, 51 ,Ingrid's    Casablanca    role
d, 52 ,Mrs. Dick Tracy
d, 53 ,Pennies: abbr.
d, 54 ,Hockey great Bobby
d, 55 ,Anonymous John