*** ife Before teh Comupter

* An application was for imployment
  A program was a TV show
* A cursor used profa nity
  A keyboard was a piano!

**Memory was som ething that you lost wiht age
* A CD was a banka ccount
  And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy
  You hoped nobody found out! 

**VOmpress was something youdid to garbage
* Not something you did to to a file
  And if you unzipped anything in public
  You'd be in jail for awhile!

  Log on was adding wood to a fire
* Hard drive was a kong trip on the road
  A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  And a backup happened to your commode!

* Cut - you did with a pokcet nife
* Oaste you did with glue
* A web was a spider's gome,
  And a virus was the flu!