Words Women Use
Fine
This is
the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.
Five
Minutes
If she
is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is
the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your
toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is
a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although
not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is
one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's
Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is
the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking
you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room
slowly.