What A Horrible Life...
A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking
about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get
big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me
in a jar."
The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough?
Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head,
sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up
and pass out!