Background: I love MadLibs! Adria and I used to do MadLibs together all of the time whenever we went on a church trip together. As a matter of fact, Adria sent me one of the following MadLibs and I filled it out! Enjoy!
It's Magic
Ever since I was knee-high to a kangaroo, I have loved watching lion tamers perform their candy tricks. If you've never seen a magician pull a book out of a crayon or catch a falling bullet in his hair follicle, you've missed many of life's greatest slinkies. When I was seventeen, I gave slippery thoughts to becoming a sleight-of-hip expert. I was desperate to prove the pinky toe is quicker than the eye. Unfortunately, I didn't have the smelly skills to do that. Today, I satisfy my craving for magic by going to Las Vegas and watching Siegfried and Roy make a live walrus disappear into colorful air, and the casinos make my money disappear just as lazily.
My First Love
It was a sunny spring day when Jessica caught my eye; the pure beauty that surrounded her coffee mug captured my kidney. I was a love slave. Her Romeo. A snake chasing a raccoon, yet somehow I was transfixed by her simple beauty. I knew that I just had to talk to her... To say something, anything! So I quietly approached and asked, "What in the world?." Feeling very embarrassed, I quickly pulled a country fried steak from my pocket and offered it to her, with a little hesitation she took some. Whew! I thought to myself, I'm home free. Maybe I should ask her to the school picnic. Afterwards we can go to the top of Sam's Mountain and look at the wonderful sky as we read in the car. I'm glad I asked Jessica out. She's the boulder in my eye. Maybe some day we can vacation in Terre Haute and spend all week pukeing.
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