The officer said, "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."
Pedro said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green."
Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The officer said, "Go ahead."
Pedro said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Pedro."
Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you!