A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant.
The wife keeps staring at a drunken
man swigging his bourbon, as he sits alone at a nearby table, until the husband
asks, "Do you know him?"
"Yes," sighs the wife, "he's my ex-husband. He took to drink right after we
divorced seven years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"Wow", says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?"
