Insight to the evil plan to rid the world of a big fat man.
Emily: Hey, I hope you are having a good break! Have a Happy New Year! I'll see ya in 2005!
Spencer: Happy birthday... wait, what... but what are all those presents about... ohhh... Merry Christmas. I hope you had a good
Christmas and if not we can
join together and take Santa out... well we could either way... (shifty
eyes)
later
Emily: BOO!!! I know that you are doing homework now. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh, wait so am I. Never mind. Continure with you evilness, I mean, homework. Yeah, that's what I said, homework. P.S. When are we going to take out Santa? Just wondering...
Spencer: Well... if we are to take out Santa there are a few things we must do first. Being a mythical person and all we will need to befriend the Easter bunny. Now the Easter bunny is also a mythical creature, but I have derived a way to coax the vermin out of hiding. I made an Easter egg so powerful it will lure him straight into a trap. When he is in said trap, we take out a pre-bought chocolate bunny, not one of those solid chocolate ones but one of those hollow ones. I mean what are we made of money? $8.50 for a solid chocolate bunny while the hollow ones are $2.50. Any way back to torturing the Easter bunny, we will then smash the hollow bunny thus scaring him to tell us the information. Once we have the location of Santa's place, we will have scope it out to see if there are any traps nearby. Knowing that paranoid fat man, he will have hired goons to guard his house as well. To make things easier we will capture the tooth fairy, because everyone knows that the tooth fairy is in charge of all things defensive. And we all know how to make the tooth fairy appear. After one random kid, a missing tooth, and lots of runnings later, we will have a tooth to capture the tooth fairy. So if the tooth fairy doesn't want to talk we will have to tear off his/her wings. After that we will learn the exact location of all Santa's alarms and his guards schedules.
Emily: There are some problems with your plan of attack... First of all, where are we going to get a pre-bought chocolate bunny? I didn't stock up this year. The tooth fairy, of course, is a wonderful idea. After we learn the exact location of Santa's alarms and guards, we can kidnap some elves (just for fun)... Then we must drug Mrs. Claus with tainted candy canes and hot cocoa. Once we have her, she can give us most of the information we need to find the big fat man. (Because the Easter bunny and Tooth Fairy will undoubtedly lie to us.) Then, the rest is up to you (because this was your idea in the first place). Sooooo... the only other question I have is when is the perfect time to begin the evil plan??? That's what I thought...
Emily: You know, I think she and the chupacabra are in a conspiracy together. We may have to capture both to find out.
Spencer: I heard of a person who is trying to clone a chupacabra. Maybe he knows a way to get one.
Emily: Good, good... Our plan is all coming together now!!! yea! Get on his good side so we can get one or two or three or six million!!! hahaha (evil laughter)...
