ONLY IN
AMERICA:
Only in
America.....do
drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in
America......do
people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in
America......do
banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in
America......do
we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless
junk in the garage.
Only in
America......do
we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in
America......do
we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin
meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in
America......do
they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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