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Behold all the factors that make Mr. Frederick Awesome Carlson one of, if not the most sublime people of this or any generation:

I go to school HERE. 'Nuff said.  The Artwork of Mr. F. A. Carlson As many of you know, I was in the Mr. Rose pageant.   See the legendary youtube video that got me there.
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