10. Gun Control – People can keep their guns. Guns don’t kill people, Chuck kills people.

9. Economy – Roundhouse kick it. If that doesn’t work, roundhouse kick it again.

8. Education – Much like the No Child Left Behind Act, Chuck leaves no man behind. Unlike the Act, Chuck actually follows through on his plans.

7. Immigration – Chuck will stand on the Mexican–United States border. That will be enough.

6. BCS – Chuck will roundhouse kick the Bowl Championship Series into a playoff system. The BCS is just plain un-American, and Chuck does not like un-American football.

5. Taxes – Chuck roundhouse kicked the last man who handed him a tax form. He expects the same for everyone else.

4. Terrorism – I think we all know how Chuck will handle this one. (Hints: Circular, home, rapid movement of the leg.)

3. Iraq, Iran, Al Qaeda, Taliban, Corruption, High Oil Prices, Lobbyists, Partisanship, Pork Barrel Spending, Sarah Palin – See #4.

2. Healthcare – Chuck’s blood, sweat, or tears can cure anything. Unfortunately, he never cries or bleeds, and if you’ve seen him break a sweat you’re already dead. He’ll try chopping onions next week.

1. Social Security – Chuck Norris’ beard is all the security you’ll ever need.