16. Video games don’t reek of Febreeze or something worse…
15. Video games don’t look at other players while you’re playing them.
14. You can take your anger out on video games without any problems.
13. Video games won’t forget your birthday, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, etc. (at least you can’t blame them for it.)
12. Ten video games don’t swarm a girl as soon as she walks on a male floor.
11. Video games won’t ditch you for another player.
10. When video games annoy you, you can just shut them off.
9. Video games have easy-to-learn and use controls.
8. Video games have controls at all.
7. You can play your old video games for just a night with no troubles, or at the very least sell them.
6. Bad video games don’t come back to haunt you over and over and over…in fact, you can return them.
5. Video games don’t lie. Or cheat. Or just plain suck.
4. You rarely look back and say, “I never should have gotten that video game.”
3. Video games won’t randomly stop by and annoy you for weeks when you know you never want to play them.
2. You can cheat on video games. It’s okay.
1. Multiple sources play and review video games so you know exactly what to expect when you get one.