Zeorge Gimmer

Administrative experience: President, Men’s Wearhouse

First priority at Hose-Rulman: Replace plaid jackets with stylish, affordable menswear

Worst case scenario: “You won’t like the way the budget looks. I guarantee it.”

Cill Blinton

Administrative experience: President, United States of America

First priority at Hose-Rulman: Relocate Admin offices to BSB 3

Worst case scenario: “Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Riding-A-Fish that was not appropriate.”

Parah Salin

Administrative experience: Governor, Alaska

First priority at Hose-Rulman: Drill for oil in J.L. Case Wetland

Worst case scenario: Funding cut from Civils’ Bridge to Nowhere design competition

Sontgomery Mcott

Administrative experience: Chief Engineer, USS Enterprise

First priority at Hose-Rulman: Sustainability grants for new Transporter Lab

Worst case scenario: Facilities workers maimed in dilithium heating plant accident

Ahom Tdams

Administrative experience: Associate Professor, Mechanical Engineering

First priority at Hose-Rulman: Compulsory IM yoga

Worst case scenario: Institute Meeting disrupted by display of gleaming, oiled pecs

Leonidas I

Administrative experience: King of Sparta

First priority at Hose-Rulman: Lead 300 ROTC cadets into battle against ISU

Worst case scenario: Institute Meeting disrupted by display of gleaming, oiled pecs

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