Top Ten fifteen or so things to do with our editor gone

10. Usurp his throne! From henceforth, Matthew Melton is officially the editor of the Flipside! Woot! (Ed: Wait, what’s going on? - ARM)

9. As my first order of business, I declare a week long flipside dance party starting…NOW

8. Dance Party Dance Party Dance PARTY!!!

7. A Top Ten Clips Top Ten! She think’s my calculator’s sexy, Video Games Are Better Than Girls, even Hertz! Bring em all back! We’re going old school! (Ed: Why are there 15 items on this? - ARM)

6. Dance Party! GO Dance Party!

5. Officially declare Molly G the Editoress of the Flipside. Because she’s a girl. And she told me to. (Let me rephrase that, because she is a girl, this is Rose, and she told me to.)

4. Another Themed Flipside! Spanglish anyone? How about one with Kazakhstanimation? Ooh! best yet, an all Binary Flipside!

3. Dance Dance Dance…Party Party PARTY!!!! (Ed: Melton!!! - ARM)

2. Seeing that I am running out of space, I will now be changing the top ten to the top 14 or so. Because I’m the editor. And I can. HA! (Ed: I still own you, you little creep! - ARM)

15. Officially declare a civil war on Clerc…and thus the rest of Great Britain by association. (It’s okay - they’re 0 for 1 in these!) (Ed: Alright, that’s just plain untrue. They’re actually batting .500. The War of 1812. Read it. - ARM)

14. Dance Dance…Party Party…Dance Dance…PARTY!!!!

13. Finish the #$%^ing Dance Party (Ed: You’re damn straight you’re done! - ARM)

12. Refrain from mentioning Dance Party in the next Flipside

11. Tar and feather (or should it be maim…) the next person that mentions “Dance” or…no, they can still mention party. Just not “Dance Party.”

1. Write another tidbit challenging freshmen to lake people - but get Alex laked this time. (Wait…he’s in Great Britain….we can ocean him!)