Wacky Prof Quotes

“If you don’t get the right answer from Google before this car hits you, you die!”

-- Prof. Mellor, motivating his students



“Yes. I’m a hippy because I didn’t like Reagan.”

-- Prof. Minster, a dirty liberal socialist commie



“Get enough chimpanzees and enough copiers then we can probably come up with ‘The Last Supper.’”

-- Prof. Livesay, on photocopying the nethers



“He smiles before he vomits. He likes it!”

-- Prof. Brophy, on a masochistic student



“Last time, we did some S&M in MOM.”

-- Prof. Stienstra, being hardcore



“It occurred to me that living in Terre Haute has dulled your ability to feel.”

-- Prof. Minster, inspiring students to read poetry



“You come to class - you don’t know whether it’s going to suck or really suck.”

-- Prof. Livesay, promoting novelty



“The GOP shouldn’t be having a grip on married moms in the first place.”

-- Prof. Casey, on political indiscretions



“You like licorice? .... You’re a pervert!”

-- Prof. Brophy, who knows what he’s talking about