Top ten things to do over break

Road-trip to Los Alamos or Stanford’s Particle Accelerator! Yes!!!

Remind your friends that you’re still cool even though you go to Rose by... you know, doing cool things… like Vector Calculus…

Go a whole day without doing any homework. Then, spend three days catching up on homework for the one day you didn’t do any.

Rewrite Halo in Java.

Sleep like Rip Van Winkle, Sleeping Beauty, and Purdue combined.

Work on more excuses for why your homework is three weeks late (first the dog ate my laptop, then…).

Change your midterm grades so you can enjoy your break.

Sacrifice another calculator to the Mathematics gods so you may understand DE for another year.

Go somewhere where the gender ratio is better. Anywhere.

Hit your parents up for money claiming you need it for mental sanity, excessively large workloads, and a possible robotic takeover. If done right, $100 should be a minimum.