Operation Catapult²⁰⁰⁹

Little is known about my past, but it is generally accepted that I was born almost 21 years ago, when the Stork hit a little unforeseen turbulence and I was dropped into the heart of the lush jungle of Indiana corn. Fending for myself the beginning years of my life, I learned valuable skills from my wolf-mother including foraging, running, and howling. I was discovered by a troupe of traveling entertainers who took me under their wing and made me part of their act. During this time, I developed a sense of language and of music. Using my running skills, I won several basketball tournaments along the way to help fund our adventures. Finally I discovered my ability to mentally control computers, and was sent to Rose-Hulman. I got there around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie “Yo homes, smell ya later.” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there; to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.