Operation Catapult²⁰⁰⁹

What's up catamonkeys, my name is Parker and I'm a chemical engineering student. The assortment of nicknames I have acquired over the years is quite impressive, (ask about “Sparky”). I like doing almost anything at least once, and if I don’t wind up in the hospital (and sometimes even if I do) I usually will try it twice. My main goals, aside from complete global conquest, include things like hiking, camping, water-sports, grilling, wrestling bears in the dark, and other activities that are likely to kill me in the long run. I'll be leading you into the same hobbies, welcome to catapult.