Operation Catapult²⁰⁰⁹

In formulating my escape I accidentally ripped a hole in the spacetime continuum and was thrust backwards through time. I found myself standing in the glacial wasteland of what would become Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology. It's strange how things work out sometimes. Understanding exactly what I needed to do, I began to construct a granite monument to myself, knowing that someday my future self (he) would visit campus for a standard undergraduate tour. Upon seeing the statue he would know that he must attend Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology. Learning mathematics and physics along the way he wouldn't make the same mistakes I had made in formulating my escape, and he would thus be able to re-enter battle against the robots who were once holding me (and soon him) captive.