Hi, my name is Parker and I’m attempting fruitlessly to become a chemical engineer.  But the assortment of nicknames I have acquired over the years is quite impressive, (ask about “Sparky”).  I like doing almost anything at least once, and if I don’t wind up in the hospital (and sometimes even if I do) I usually will try it twice.  My main goals, aside from complete global conquest, include things like hiking, camping, water-sports, grilling, wrestling bears in the dark, and other ridiculously manly things.  If it appears that I have disappeared, I am more than likely just camouflaged into the walls for I am all that is man, just holler and I’m sure I’ll be around soon enough.